Sunday, September 06, 2009

A Purse Made Out of Pus


Well you can't really say no muss, no fuss
But all the same, tell Mary! Tell Gus!
If you still don't know quite what it is,
It's a purse made out of pus!

Okay, not much marketability there: "Gee, Patty's quite the hit at the party with her new Pus Purse!" Then again, there's a market for everything, really. Disgusting human secretions/emissions? Sure, why not! Probably even Pus Purses, provided of course that you don't really get any onya--provided that you're protected by a patina of clear plastic.

So Patty's Pus Purse just might be the hit of the party. But then Sally just might take over the soiree with her new Snot Handbag.

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